FallinG FirE -- ThE StorY OF OnE RanT "No... They will destroy everything...", Leaffeather mewed. "There is no hope now..."Even then, the Firefox Fanboys were spreading through theentire world in disguise. They were like zombies, notstopping, not looking back. THEY'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSEAND KILL YOU!!!!There was only a few remaining safe places in the world,and one of those was Microsoft's secret undergroundheadquarters. Almost everything else was destroyed bythe fantards, and when they allied with Twitardsthey became unstoppable.AND THEN, WHEN MICROSOFT RELEASED INTERNET EXPLORER8 ALL THE FIREFOX FANBOYS GOT ASSIMILATED INTO THE(AWESOME) HATERS BECAUSE OF THE SHEER AWESOMENESS.FIREFOX MARKET SHARE DROPPED TO 0.000000% WITHINFIVE MINUTES, AND THEN, MICROSOFT HAD TOO MUCH MONEYTHAN THEY KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH, SO THEY USED IT TOKILL LINUX AND MAC, AND EVERY OTHER PIECE OF COMPETITIONTHAT EVER EXISTED, AND WHEN THEY STILL HAD SOME LEFTOVER THEY GAVE SOME TO GREENPEACE, PETA, AND THE RSPCATO PROTECT ALL CREATURES AND SAVE THE UNIVERSE FOREVER!!!!And then Greenpeace lived happily ever after, asthey were worshipped because they were godlikeenough for BEST FRIENDZ FOREVUR MICROSOFT.And that's how it all happened."Give it time and all will heal itself",said Silverstar. "Time is plentiful anda happy ending occurs eventually."A LITTLE INSIGHTIn 2004, the evil, maniacalMozilla released a veryunstable, dangerous browser. Even theversions released very recently crashon 15% of websites andare highly dangerous and unstable.This is now called Firefox.450 security vulnerabilities are known,compared to the 36 ofInternet Explorer. It is slowerthan many other browsers, andeven old versions of InternetExplorer are faster 5 timesout of 7. Despite thesemassive drawbacks, Firefox still has14-15 percent usage share.Why? Because A few crazyfanboys mindlessly blast Internet Explorerusers with propaganda, scaring theminto believing that they arein danger from spyware."The truth exists, Nightpaw, but you must search deep within yourself to discover it's meaning"