Hello! The Master here!

Are you tired of Taking over the world?

Enslaving the human race?

Getting the girl?

And gloating in people's face? (Hey that rhymes!)

Well in my new book The Master's Guide to Failure! You will learn how to Fail!

We will explore:

You are Here: It might as well be on a road map.

Losing: It's an old thing.

Getting the girl: Try again.

Winning the battle: Uhm..................NO.

As you flip through the pages you have will learn the most important thing for Failing, study hard my friend, and you will soon fail.