Rocky Balboa travles to Iraq when he runs into John Rambo . Rambo says "get out of here you idiot this land is my land".

Rocky said "its a free country i'm alowed to come here aint I? " "besides mmy mommy told me to" Rambo said "your mommy is a twit !" They began to fight . people cheered "Fight Fight Fight !" Rambo got his giant gun and Rocky had to punch him . Rambo's dynimight blew up Rocky . The Sargent said " 3 cheers for Rambo Hip hip horray hip hip wopdy do hip hip oh boy !" 3 cheers or Rockys last fight said Rambo hip hip boo hip hip boo hip hip boo hip hip BOO YOU STICK ! "