Standalone. Inspired by Spencers at the mall yesterday..

Dedication: Morgan just because I can, and she was there for the Thats-So-Raven inspiration. [Just like Albert Einstein. Remember Morgan?!] 

Disclaimer: Not mine. Not real. I don't own these 2 fabulous boys.

In no way am I implying Brendon and Ryan and gay for eachother. Has some references. Don't like it? Don't read it.

Kthxbai. <3

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"Ryannnn! I wanna go to the mall" Brendon whined.

"Why?" Ryan said looking up from his book, slightly annoyed.

"I wanna buy something, why else?" Brendon stated.

"I don't feel like it. Go alone."

"But Ryan.. no one goes to the mall alone.." Brendon pouted and preceded to say please numerous times until..

"OK I'll go!" Ryan said angrily shutting his book.

"SUCCESS!" Brendon said fists in the air. Child, Ryan thought as he chuckled. 10 minutes and 2 cappucinos later they were both at the mall.

"Oh! oh Ryan!" Brendon said pointing at a neon sign.

"What?" Ryan asked.

"We should go into Spencers it's pretty and neon in there!"

"Uhm. Ok?"

"Yes!"

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They walked into Spencers and Brendon immediately went to the side of the store and put on a neon green hat with a shamrock on it.

"Ryan take a picture with me!"

"Fine" Ryan found it quite useless to fight with Brendon after knowing him for years. He always got his way. After a few pictures, Brendon found his way to the next aisle and his eyes widened.

"Ryan, Ryan, Ryan! Please please please please please please please please please please!"

"Why are you saying please?!" Ryan demanded.

"I need to get them out before you have a chance to say no!"

"What do you want?" Ryan asked wearily. In Spencers nothing was safe. Brendon directed his eyes toward a display of rainbow...cock pops.

"Please! Oh Please Ryan! Please please please please, Ryannnn!"

"BRENDON! Are you sure your not five?" Brendon continued to say please for the next 30 seconds."Brendon would you stop with your incessent pleases?"

"Will you?" Brendon asked hopefully.

"No Brendon I refuse to buy you a rainbow cock pop."

"Why?" Brendon whined. "C'mon!"

"Why do you want it..?"

"Because.. because it's rainbow and it's a lollipop.. it doesn't get better than that" Actually it does, Ryan thought.

"You know what Brendon? Buy it. I'll be out there." Ryan said pointing out of the store. He walked past Brendon giving him the money he needed to buy said cock pop. Brendon quickly bought it, ignoring the weird look the cashier gave him, and met Ryan outside the store.

"Happy?"

"Yep."

Ryan thought Brendon wouldn't buy it alone, he also thought he would wait until he got back to the condo, they shared to slip it out of the plastic and into his mouth. Ryan shivered -noticably- when Brendon let out a large slurping sound. Ryan turned red.

"You okay Ryan?" Brendon asked when he took the lollipop out of his mouth with a large *pop*

"Yeah.. I-I'm f-fine."

"You don't look fine."

"I am."

"Are you sure?" Brendon asked skeptically.

"Yes I'm sure."

"Well.. Ok."Brendon started sucking on his lollipop rather suggestively and it didn't help Ryan's little problems.

Ryan groaned and closed his fists. "Brendon what are you thinking about..?"

"You." He practically sang.

Ryan's heart nearly stopped. Oh god oh god...

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One thing led to another and they were back home laying in bed panting lightly.

"We should go to the mall more often." Ryan said.

"We should." Brendon giggled.

Yes giggled.

~FIN~

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A/N:  It's only a standalone. It took me like.. 15 minutes to write.

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