Based on this interview::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E8QsNm1RNg

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"There's no more room." Ryan said when he walked up to the hot tub in only in his boxers.

"There is definetly room," came a voice, William, sitting on Gabe's lap. "I had to sit here."

"Ryan, you can sit on my lap." Pete said quite suggestively.

"That's quite alright Pete."

Ryan squeezed between Gabe and Brendon, but it was extremely uncomfortable, so he said so.

"Then move," Brendon said.

"There's no where else to sit."

"Then sit on me."

"Fine," Ryan said and squeezed out of his -very- uncomfortable spot.

"Oh, so you'll sit on Brendon's lap, but not mine?" Pete questioned and pouted.

"Only because I think you're going to rape me, Pete," Ryan smirked.

"Why does everyone think that?"

"I have no idea, it's just a feeling."

"This is very very bothersome." Brendon spoke up after awhile.

"What is?" Ryan asked mildly interested.

"There's this water jet under me and it's not going too well."

"I can tell." Ryan said trying to hold back a laugh.

Brendon flushed, "It's not my fault!"

"Yes it is, you shouldn't be thinking non-moral thoughts.." Gabe said trying to sound smart.

"You have no room to talk, Gabe, you don't even have a water jet." William smirked.

"It's only because you turn me on so much, Bilvy," Gabe cooed in his ear.

"You better be joking," William blushed.

"No I'm actually not."

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"Why do I have so many gay friends?" Pete asked.

"You know you have the hots for a certain Patrick Stump," Ryan pointed out.

"No, I don't."

"And that's exactly why you pouted so much when he didn't want to come."

"That's what she said!" Pete exclaimed obviously trying to change the subject.

"You never cease to amaze me Pete, really?"

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"This is very fucked up mansoup," Brendon said.

"Mansoup?" Ryan asked.

"You know. When a group of guys are pretty much their underwear in a hottub together."

"Ok.." Ryan said.

"Moving on."

"So, Brendon how exactly do you know what mansoup is?" Pete asked.

"Well this one time at bandcamp.."

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A/N: Hahahaha. I wrote this in Science, when we were supposed to be watching a movie..

Disclaimer: Don't own these boys. This is partly true. In no way am I saying these boys are gay.