Kenichi tried to read a map Miu had made so he could get to school faster. Unfortunately Miu's map making skills suck! Miu, who was following Kenichi, asked him to ask for directions but he says,"Real men don't ask for directions, THEY GET LOST!" Kenichi yelled back.

       "Sakaki Sensei told you that when he was drunk, didn't he?" Miu yelled. They walked for hours.

       Miu and Kenichi are walking along a dirt roadwhen Ash and Brock walk up. "Whoa, her boobs are huge!" Brock yelled."Way bigger than any of the girls in this G-rated anime. Those might even be G sized!"Miu punches Brock in the face so hard he blasts off."Oh noooo! I've become Team Rocket!!!"Brock yelled."Whoa, she must be a fighting type pokemon." Ash said while getting out his pokedex. The pokedex scanned Miu.

       "Miu, the top heavy pokemon. This pokemon is known abnormall accumulation of fat around the chest area and its deadly dynamic punch.Evolves from a hitmonchan with high beauty." the pokedex said." Ash, press me to the pokemons chest so I can............ gather more data." Ash did as he was told. " Hey baby. Let's ditch the kids. I'll let you see all 150 pokemon."

       "Kenichi, that machine is sexually harassing me." Miu said.

       "Kao Loy!" Kenichi yelled while he used a flying knee kick on Ash."No one messes with Miu!"

       "Kenichi, the disiple pokemon. Its stats are pathetically low at first but then they max out at later levels. It has low self esteem and it ruined my pick up lines." the pokedex said.

       "I'm going to capture them." Ash said."Pikachu, go!" Pikachu came out of the pokeball and looked at Miu's chest.ts mouth started to water."Pikach!!!!!!!"

       "Look at the size of that rat, It's yellow with rabies!" said Miu. She punted pikachu across the field. Pikachu fainted. No, wait, Pikachu DIED!!!!!

       "What the heck? Pokemon can't die!" Ash yelled." I would say some things if this wasn't a kids show, most of them deal with calling Miu a gardening tool and a few words that would be bleeped out."

       "Kenichi flyng kicked Ash."No one's ever hit me before in my whole ten years of lfe! Not even Team Rocket who's supossed to be the bloodthirsty villians but they just kinda suck and lose all the time!" Ash took a direct hit. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!