One day in Hazzard County Bo Luke and Daisy were riding around in the General Lee Bo made the Genral jump over the pond again [Dixie horn] "Yee-Haw !" he screamed they were going to the bank before it closed it was getting dark and the bank closed at 5:00 when they got there Boss Hogg was counting his money as usual he also had a friend with him. He was a vampire named Count Dracula he was an old friend of Roscoe and Boss he was going to help catch the Dukes. When they came in Dracula stared at Daisy and she stared at him too. " He's kind of cute" said Daisy. "Who's your friend Boss ?" asked Luke. " Meet Count Dracula" he said. " Count Dracula Well he's been dead ain't for at least 500 years ?" said Bo. Dracula got mad " You've got a problem with that ?" he hissed . " No" said Bo. Daisy walked up to him. " Your cute " she said. He put his hands on her shoulder and he began to bite her "Daisy its time to go its getting dark Cooter will yell at us if we aint home in time for dinner" said Luke. " Alright hey Boss can Dracula come spend the night ?" asked Daisy. " Oh sure whatever" he said. She helped Dracula climb through the car windows. "Your heavy your stomach feels fat " she said . " I eat alot " he told her  " I can tell" she said. When they got home Cooter had dinner on the talbe " I'm starving " said Dracula his stomach was growling . " Count Dracula ? ! Good Lord Mr Ford !" said Cooter he was surprised to see him. After dinner Daisy took the Count up to her bedroom he pushed her down on the bed " lets have sex !" he said he kissed her " i'm uh ..." he began to say she looked at him " what's wrong Count ?" she asked he had tears in his eyes "nothing" he cried. He began to cry Daisy held him he was crying really hard something was bothering him he didn't want to tell Daisy he was afraid she'd get mad " I won't be mad Count you can tell me" she said she kissed him. " im im pregnant !" he yelled " what ? How?" she said " its normal for male vampires to get pregnant " he told her. " What's your due date ?" she asked him. " Its October 31 " " Halloween night thats next Friday oh I have to tell Bo Luke and Cooter and Boss and Roscoe !" she said he stopped her " NO I want to have this baby myself !" he said . " I don't want any help " he said . " I still want to be there with you I'll be holding your hand " she said . " No I can do it myself Ive done it before twice I know what I'm doing " he said . " Can I still at least be siting there beside you ?" she asked . " Yes but no helping " he growled . The night of Halloween came Bo Luke Daisy and Cooter went trick or treating but Dracula stayed home by himself his baby was ready to come he sat down on the bed and he took a deep breath and he pushed as hard as he could " Ok Count you can do this push push !" he told himself it was killing him but he made it and he gave birth to his baby vampire girl he called Daisy and told her he had the baby then she told Bo and Luke to drive home. Daisy ran upstairs and she open the door Dracula held his daughter Lily in his arms Daisy was dressed up as a vampire for Halloween . She sat down beside him and held the baby " you look tired Count " she told him " I am and it really hurt " he cried . " Her name is Lily " he said . He gave his daughter his milk.

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