Everything Is WRong

The Bad News — Chapter 1

A fanfiction about in Cartoons » South Park

it was a regular in a small town called south park a kid named eric cartman was sitting in the couch doing the same thing as usual watching tv and eating what he likes best chessy poofs then someone called the cartman said MOM ARE YOU DEAF THE GODDAMN PHONE IS RINGING. she said cuming hun then she answered Hello? oh oh yes thank you bye

eric sweetie she said

yes he said

your cousin melvin just died she said

he said come again

He died you idiot

Then he started to cry

She said shut UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR THE WORST SON I EVER HAD

HE SAID I HATE YOU STUPID COW

THEN SHE STARTED TO SPANK HIM

SHUT UP GODDAMN

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SORRY GUYS IF IT WAS CRAPPY BUT THIS IS MY FIRST FICTION EVER SO YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE ME