kittysamuri93 -- Tell him his pants make him look rather gay. (not happy)

AllStrangeWonders93 -- Whenever you're near a pond, fountain or similar body of water, push him in, then stand there giggling and swooning. Run away before he flounders out and catches you. Alternately, ask him if it's Wet T-shirt Night.

-As he and Lizzy are arguing/glaring at each other, pop up annoyingly beside him and stage-whisper, "Just KISS HER. You know you want toooo...." -Or announce to the room, "just LOOK at that sexual tension!"

 -Whever you're in the same room with him, cover your eyes and scream, "AAAH! Not THE PANTS!"

-While touring Pemberley, look at the naked statues and scream, "CENSORED! INAPPROPRIATE! OHH, my LOST INNOCENCE!" Modify the statues with strategically placed leaves, and dress them in Mr. Darcy's cloaks and top hats.

Anything else to add? Tell me and I'll put it on!