This is what happens at 3am when Rachel and I are trying to fall asleep.

Which means this is a co-write, Rachel came up with the plot and I added my own personal magical touches.

Hope you likey.

Disclaimer: Yes, this is definetly true. Because magical trees & lollipop kids exist.

Pairings: Slight hints of Gabe/William, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Jon/Spencer.

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Once there was a unicorn. His name was Bill. He had a magical lollipop horn that fell off every month. But this month it didn't fall off, so he had a kid try to pull it off, but instead of it coming off, the kid turned into a lollipop.

So he went to the river of orange soda to try and figure out how to change the lollipop into a child. Out of nowhere Pete, the world's sexiest troll, comes of from under the bridge.

"Oh, you surprised me there, troll!" Bill exclaims.

"You can call me Pete." The troll replies calmly.

"I have a question for you Pete, do you know how to turn this lollipop back into a child?"

"No, but Patrick the magical fairy will, gothrough the magical enchanted forest and head towards the big oak tree, there you will find Patrick."

"Thank you, Pete!" And Billset off.

Not too long into his journey, he came in contact with Brendon, The Big Bad Wolf.

"Oh, you startled me, wolf!"

"That's Brendon, The Big Bad Wolf."

"Oh, what large eyes you have!" Bill exclaimed.

"All the better to see men- I mean woman with." (A/N: Sorry I couldn't resist. XD)

"Oh, what large ears you have!"

"All the better to hear suspicious noises in the forest with, my dear."

"Oh, what large paws you have!"

"All the better to..er, no comment. Do you have something to ask me or are you just going to keep pointing out the obvious?!" Brendon replied.

"Yes, I do. How do I get to the big oak tree? I kind of got lost."

"You need the magical password o'course!"

"And..how do I get said magical password?"

"All you have to do is go back about 20 feet and find the magical talking tree, Ryan."

"Magically right?"

"Is there any other way?"

"Yes, just not as fun." So Bill waved at Brendon, and went in search Ryan, the magical talking tree.

Bill heads back, just like Brendon told him too, and after awhile he finds Ryan, the magical talking tree. He sees a tree and it actually turns out that Ryan is actually a robot tree and not magical at all, until Ryan pops out of course. Ryan comes out of the tree, and he is actually a three inch elf, that strangely reminds him of Peter Pan.

"Boo." Ryan said in a very high-pitched voice, which actually wasn't very high-pitched to another elf. It just seemed like it because Bill was huge, with massively long legs and such.

Bill flinched, "Why is everyone scaring me today?!"

"Because.." Ryan replied. "..it's fun?"

"Ok, Ryan I came to ask you, what the magical password is?"

"Magical password?"

"Yes."

"I thought it was just a password."

"Brendon-"

"Nevermind, Brendon makes everything magical." Ryan replied, "Like once he was all, I'm magical and I'm all no you're not, and he was all the magical flying ninjas will magically use their magical ninja stars to magically kill you Ryan if you don't believe just how magical I can be, and I'm all Yeah I'm sure."

"So, what is the password?"

"Magical password or just the password?"

"You already said it wasn't magical, now I'm confused."

"Because I'm a confusing person."

"So are you going to tell me?"

"No, you have to go back to Pete, since he is the only person in this world who can speak Ryan Ross."

"Fine." Bill groaned.

Bill travelled back to Pete and retold him the story.

"That means the password is hippies." Pete said with a grin, "How could you not get that?"

"How did you get it?"

"Because I speak fluent Ryan Ross."

"Why is it hippies?" Bill asked. "You'll see, my young Bill."

"Huh. Ok, I must go now Pete, thank you for your help."

Bill then went back and found Brendon The Big Bad Wolf.

"Oh! You areback!" Brendon smiled.

"Yes, I am."

"So what is the magical password?"

"Hippies."

"Correct! You may pass."

Bill said thanks and travelled on where he found 2 stoned-off-there-asses-pot-smoking-hippies.

One jumped down and said, "Heyyyy mannnnnnn, I'm Spencer!"

The next one jumped down pretty much on top of Spencer because he was so high, the tree was tall, and he didn't see Spencer, "Heyyy thereee I'm Jon."

"Hey guys, I'm lost, can I have some directions?"

"Ok, duddee just walk for about 20 minutes," he turned to Jon, he noddedand Spencer continued, "and turn left at the big pink tree andyou'll find the path."

"Dudddeeee, good luck." Jon said and nodded at the horse, which was starting to look strangely like a dolphin with wings.

So Bill went off, gracefully galloping and it only took him about 10 minutes to find the pink pine tree, and then he turned left and found the path. He went down the path and found a big oak tree. When nothing happened he stomped around a little bit, and finally Patrick stuck his head out the little hole in the tree.

"What do you need?" Patrick asked curious as to why there was a unicorn outside his tree.

"If you would, Sir Patrick, I need this lollipop turned back into a kid."

"Oh that's easy." Patrick took out his magical wand and tapped Bill's horn and the lollipop turned back into a kid and when that happened the horn fell off too.

"Thank you, you solved 2 of my problems when I only asked for one! And by the way, how do I get home?"

So Patrick came out of the tree. He turned out to be about 3 feet tall. Anyways he flew out in and he had magical rainbow wings and when he flew they let off a trail of colorful glitter. He flew into the air, above Bill and sprinkled some magical fairy dust on Bill that made him fly.

So he flew back to the village, horn in hoof, and thanked Pete. Afterward he went to the orphanage in town to donate his horn.

And guess who was at the orphange?

Gabe Saporta.

So Gabe Saporta asked Bill a simple question.

"Can I have a ride?" Gabe asked. (A/N: While writing this Rachel said "and if you're really perverted you'll have a really naughty silhouette in your mindRIGHT NOW." Bahahaha. The funny thing is that I thought something pretty naughty, when she told me this part..)

Bill quickly agreed and they galloped gracefully into the sunset.

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I love this so f*cking much.

XD.

So much.

Mmm..

Did you like it?

R&R.

Bill The Unicorn= William Beckett.

Gabe= Gabe Saporta.

Brendon The Big Bad Wolf= Brendon Urie.

Ryan The Elf/Magical Talking Tree= Ryan Ross.

Jon The Pot Smoking Hippie= Jon Walker.

Spencer The Pot Smokie Hippie= Spencer Smith.

Pete The [World's Sexiest]Troll= Pete Wentz.

Patrick The Fairy= Patrick Stump.

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