It was raining..

<.<

I was kind of bored..

Crack!Fic- A story that people think the author had to be on crack to write such a bizarre story.

Pairings: Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer.

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It all started as a normal day. Ryan complaining as to why he was a Barbie doll instead of a Ken doll. Brendon fawning over all the clothes that Shelly had everywhere. And Spencer being all pouty in the corner. No one knew why he was always so upset, Brendon though it was because he had no hair.

Shelly had brought a new doll home that day. Brent had been there too at one point, but he mysteriously dissapeared one day. Then the dolls heard Shelly screaming at their dog as to why he would have ripped her doll apart.

She walked into the room and immediately all the dolls laid down as if nothing ever happened. She put the new doll behind her play-Starbucks counter when her mom called for her, for dinner. After she had left the room the new doll, which was a Ken doll started trying to make coffee, he then sat down at one of the tables in Starbucks, since he had no customers, he was completely alone.

Meanwhile Brendon and Ryan were arguing. Brendon wanted Ryan to help him pick out something to wear, while Ryan was just trying to read an open book he found on the floor.

"Brendon! It's not often Ryan finds a book to read.. just let him read, then he'll be happier later!" Spencer yelled.

Brendon pouted but nodded and went to go change into a dress he found. After a few minutes Ryan started whining, in his high-pitches girl voice, mind you, that he couldn't turn the page, after a few futile attempts he went to find Brendon. He soon found Brendon, not trying to fit into a dress, but girl jeans. He was trying to pull them up over his ass. Ryan couldn't help but notice that Brendon was shirtless, and his daydreaming was interrupted by:

"My ass is too big!!" Brendon yelled when he couldn't pull his girl jeans up, "Why do they make them so small?" He questioned himself.

Ryan walked up behind him smirking, and Brendon turned around, looking embarrassed.

"Having troubles?"

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Spencer decided to go and get some coffee, Shelly had gotten a Starbucks along with the new doll, and he decided to go and meet him. When Spencer walked in, the new doll looked just as lonely as he had been since he first arrived 2 years ago. It had gotten better when Ryan arrived and they had been best friends ever since. Then Brendon came a year later, and that broke apart his and Ryan's close friendship. The new doll looked up, and he thought he was alone the whole time. But he wasn't.

"Well hey." He said.

"Uhm..hi. I'm Spencer."

"Jon." He said and stood up to shake Spencer's hand.

Spencer wouldn't say so, but he immediately had though Jon was attractive. And Jon definetly wouldn't feel the same way about him. Jon couldn't be gay. Spencer wasn't either of course.. maybe just a bit bi-curious. There was one time where him and Brendon had kissed, he kind of like it, but Brendon was of course in love with Ryan. Everyone knew, except for maybe Ryan, he was too thick-headed.

"Do you want to have some coffee with me sometime?" Jon asked pulling Spencer out of his thoughts.

"Wh-What?"

"Unless of course you don't want to.."

"N-No, Of course I would like too."

"How about tomorrow? Anytime. I work here, so I'll be here."

"It's a date?" Spencer asked weakly.

"Yeah." Jon quickly replied, maybe a bit too quickly and immediately blushed afterward.

Spencer just smiled.

A few weeks later..

Shelly didn't come back into the room tonight, all the dolls were scared considering they could hear the dog scratching at the door, the last time that had happened Brent was taken, they were all very sad because he had died the night because of the stupid dog.

Jon and Spencer were hugging eachother close. Their date had been successful and they had been dating ever since, Spencer was as happy as ever.

And Brendon who had managed to fit into his girl jeans afterall was sittting next to Ryan.

"Guys, if anything happens tonight I want you too know I love you all."All the other dolls agreed.

Ryan then scooted close to Brendon.

"I love you, Bren" He whispered into his ear, which sent shivers through younger boy's body.

Brendon just looked at him, Ryan taking this as rejection scooted away, and tried to hold back tears.

"Ryan, come back." Brendon pouted.

"What?" But walked back over to Brendon.

"I love you too, and I want to have adorable little babies with you."

Ryan looked ecstatic but protested, "but we're not compatible!"

"So?" Brendon asked and cupped Ryan's chin.

Ryan froze, when Brendon's lips were against his.

Just them the door opened and they saw the dog. It started to growl and they all ran into Starbucks. Unfortunately the dog caught Ryan when he didn't run fast enough. Brendon turned around and when he didn't see Ryan, he ran back out to see Ryan in the jaws of the giant dog.

Brendon quickly ran over to the dog, fear behind him. Brendon started hitting the dog's paw and almost immediately it started whining. The dog still had Ryan in it's mouth and whimpered when Brendon hit one of it's nails. The dog quickly dropped Ryan and ran out of the room. The younger boy ran over to Ryan. He was obviously hurt he had some bite marks on his arm, but atleast he didn't get ripped apart like Brent.

Brendon picked him up and walked back over to Starbucks where Jon and Spencer were shocked by Brendon's actions.

It was obvious the dog would never bother them again.

And they all lived happily ever after.

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I know it's a terrible ending.

I couldn't think of any other way XD.

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