Welcome to the Rumor Mill-- my new place for all baseless rumors about things I might do in the future, things other people might be doing, and most importantly, when zeppelins will start docking with the Empire State Building.

I'll answer the last question first: 31 years, 2 months, 14 days, 6 hours, and 9 minutes. How do I know? Because I'm psychic, and I can see the future. Moving along...

Okay, so right now I'm trying to finish "The Account" (I've uploaded the first chapter, though right now the document on my computer is actually 72 pages long already-- lol), and I've been considering what to do when I've finished with that. It occurred to me that I really like cars-- always have-- especially supernatural, intelligent cars and the like (ergo Christine, Herbie (but not the new movie-- ugh), Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, etc.). So, I thought it might be fun to write a series of short stories, poems and the like, about cars like the aforementioned, and then compile it into a book (which I could actually publish for moola, because unlike my current piece it would be entirely my own work!). It might be fun, for example, to write a story about a Jeep based loosely on a mix of The Public Enemy and whatever else looks good. If you haven't heard of The Public Enemy, see it. It has James Cagney, flappers, and gangs the way they were meant to be done. It is also richly moralistic and well-made. Yes, folks-- I like old movies.