*Ring ring* "Hello?" Gabe answered the phone. "Gabe, you bastard!" William screamed on the other line. "What?!" "I thought you used a condom!" "I did!" "Well I'm pregnant!" 9 months later... A very large William was hanging out at Gabe's house eating a very large amount of food when his eyes got wide. "What?" Gabe asked. "Dude, I think mmy water broke." 3 hours later... "Are you Gabe Saporta?" a kind nurse asked Gabe in the waiting room. "Yes," Gabe replied. "William is going into labor," she said. Another 3 hours later... An adorable Edwardo Eugine Saporta came into the earth at 7:42 pm on October 14th at the Los Angeles Hospital. Soon after, Pete walked in to visit the new parents, two of his very best friends. "I want to be the Godfather," he said as he saw Gabe. "You haven't even seen him yet!: Gabe replied. "Well it's not like I wasn't going to sometime. How's William?" Pete asked. "He'll be fine. I think he's still in shock from just giving birth," Gabe replied. "I'm still in shock he got pregnant." A/N: So, what do ya think? My first Gabilliam. Review meh.