Logan unpacked a parcel that he had just received from Japan where Malcolm Reese was making a movie.

"Yeah! The J Phone!" He boasted unto Chase and Michael. "It's illegal in the USA, so don't tell around."

"What does it do?" Chase wondered.

"It downloads my favourite movies!" Logan beamed.

"Wow! "Michael beamed. "That's drippin! ... But how does it know which movies you like?"

Logan shrugged. "Artificial intelligence? You have to ask Firewire or some other obnoxious geek."

"Lisa Zemo isn't obnoxious ..." Chase objected. " and drippin isn't a word!"

"I've ordered this movie, Shinyusha, along with the phone ... it is illegal in most states, including Puerto Rico!" Logan boasted.

"Let's watch it!" Michael insisted. It must be a drippin movie!

They agreed on that.

Zoey was enjoying a good foot massage, along with Lola.

"Poor Quinn! I guess she can't afford that because she'd have to pat for 11 toes!" Lola smirked.

Zoey nodded. Suddenly, her phone rang. "Zoey Brooks ... yeah, Carly? ... Dustin is what? ... I know, boys are often so dickheaded ... I do understand! Yes, I'll be there in a bit. Thanks for the information!"

"Is something wrong with Dustin?" Lola wondered.

Zoey nodded."He and Sam ... they are watching a horror movie, with Logan, Chase, and Michael. "

Lola looked dismayed.

"Lola, by Jove, I tell you ... Logan, Michael, and Chase will be so awfully sorry!" Zoey swore. She interrupted her pedicure. "Sorry, it's a case of emergency!"

Lola followed Zoey when she walked towards the boys' dorm.

"Hey! all my potato snacks are gone!" Michael complained.

Sam burped rudely. "I know! Excellent quality!" She chuckled without a trace of remorse.

Michael was upset. "Aw you ..."

Suddenly, the door was almost smashed into smithereens.

Zoey's voice thundered from beyond. "Hey! I know what's going on here!"

Chase was intimidated and opened for Zoey.

Dustin pouted."Traitor!"

Michael shook his head. "Chase is still Zoey's mindless slave!"

Logan nodded. "He'll never be a real man! Even thousands of horror movies won't change that!"

Zoey spat at Logan.

"Hi doll! Want to make out? I know that you want to!" Logan grinned.

That was too much for Zoey. She slapped the obnoxious jerk left and right!

Lola and Carly stood in the door, waiting for Zoey, Dustin, and Sam.

Sam pouted and sneered, but she listened to Zoey's command.

"Zoey's intervention wasn't drippin!" Michael complained after Dustin and the girls were gone.

"Shut up and let's watch the rest of the movie!" Logan commanded.

The movie unleashed a load of horror that terrified Logan, Chase, and Michael. It would have hurt Sam and Dustin even more than just that.

Michael, Chase, and Logan had had a hard time falling asleep. They had seen wild ninjas stabbing people to death using chopsticks.

Suddenly, the alert bell rang.

"Fire!" Anonymous voices were heard from the aisle.

Logan, Michael, and Chase donned their trousers as fast as possible.

Panic had already seized the whole dorm hall.

Mark del Figgalo opened the door to Chase's dorm. "Help! The bully gang has almost stomped all over me!"

"Shutup, Dork del Figgalo!" Logan yelled.

Chase and Michael tried to help Mark, but they were not able to.

Finally, the four of them had reached the safe spot in front of the dorm.

Dean Rivers faced the pupils. "OK, there; is no fire. But that means that the fire alert has been triggered for no reasons. Do I hadn't anything better on my mind at 3.a.m. than crossing the campus in pyjamas!?"

Chase chuckled. "Depends on your wife ..."

Dean Rivers wasn't exactly pleased by Chase's answer.

"So, whoever triggered the alert ... this will lead to consequences. And if nobody fesses up, the whole dorm block will be grounded for the whole next week!" Dean Rivers announced without a trace of regret.

The pupils accused each othewr and were really upset.

Chief Becker, the boss of the local fire brigades, addressed Rivers. "There's still no trace of ..."

"Sir!" Simon Nelson Cook yelled. "I might have an idea ..."

"Spit it out!" Dean Rivers ordered Cookie.

"OK, certain electronic devices emit radiations at frequences that may trigger various alerts." Cookie explained.

Dean Rivers scratched his head. "Is that true?"

Chief Becker nodded. "All electronic devices have to pass a test proving that they can't interfere with public alert systems , otherwise they can't be licensed legally."

Dean Rivers was upset.

With the headmaster's agreement, Chief Becker ordered his men to scan and scrutinise all electronic devices in the building.

"Look what we've got ..." Chief Becker announced. "A Japanese J-phone."

Logan fainted.

"Those are illegal!" Chief Becker declared. "Where did you get them from?"

Logan refused to answer.

Dean Rivers was consternated. "Logan Reese, we'll see us in my office, tomorrow at 11 p.m."

Many pupils were upset at Logan because his device had triggered the alert.

The boys went back to their dorms.

Michael remarked that causing a fire alert was not drippin.

The next morning, Zoey was called into the headmaster's office.

Dustin had had a sleepover in her dorm because he was afraid. And he hadn't even seen the hard horror that occured in the movie. Now he was in the office in order to ...

"Dustin? You want to leave the school?" Zoey was cconsternated.

Dustin nodded. "I can't live here any longer!"He explained that he didn't feel well at the PCA, and that the horror movie had intimidated him even more.

"And Logan Reese made you see the movie?" Dean Rivers was even more upset. "That really breaks the camel's back!"

Zoey took Dustin. "Let's talk about this tonight. Please don't hurry this! Mom and dad won't be pleased."

Dustin sighed deeply. He decided to accept Zoey's suggestion, but only if he was allowed to sleep in Zoey's dorm.

Dean Rivers sent the Brooks away, and he told Beverly to send Logan into the office. "Logan Reese! I'm really consternated. First, you use electronic devices that are illegal because they are a danger for public security. Then you smuggle illegitimate movies into the school and watch them together with middle school kids."

"They need to learn about lfe, the sooner the better!" Logan excused himself.

Dean Rivers could not accept that. "Silence! This was one time too often. You're expelled!"

"Ha!" Logan yelled. "You can't expell me! My dad donates every year ..."

Dean Rivers ordered Beverly to contact Malcolm Reese. Against all odds - Logan's dad was still in Japan - he could reach him. The headmaster explained the situation as well as he could.

Malcolm Reese declared to accept the situation, and he would continue donating large sums, with or without Logan.

Logan was dismayed. How could his dad let him down like that?"I'll call upon the honour council!" Logan declared.

Rivers nodded. "OK, that's your privillege! I don't see what it changes, though. If you showed any trace of rue after what you've done, you'd probably get away with detention. But that's not the case, after all."

Logan Reese fainted and left the office without a word.

"Really? Dustin may have a sleepover with you?" Lola asked Zoey outside their dorms.

Zoey sighed and nodded. "What else might I do? But it's only because he's afraid of those ninjas from Logan's movie."

Lola shook her head. "I'd be afraid if Dustin stayed with me ... he would take pics of my bra and show them to his mates who have a crush on me. This would make him cool!" She smirked sarcastically.

Zoey shrugged helplessly. "Ad I guess Megan would help him to get Drake's lipmarks on her bra, and then sell the pics on the internet!"

Lola was consternated. She fainted and passed out.

Fortunately, Addie and Moze didn't mind Dustin as much as Lola did.

"Let's play PCAopoly!" Zoey suggested. Her roomies and Dustin agreed.

They sat down and cast the dice.

"I buy Sushi Rocks for 15,000!" Dustin beamed.

Zoey took the bucks. Then she rolled again. "Damn' snake eyes, detention!"

Addie snickered. "Dustin may be lucky. I would not allow Ben to ...[[78]]"

"Unlike Ben, Dustin is a nice guy!"Zoey replied.

Addie nodded. "Hey! You stand on Maxwell Hall which is mine! 5,000 bucks!"

The door went open, and Carly Shay bounded in.

Dustin accused Carly of being a traitor, as she had denounced him to Zoey. "Now all the populars and normies laugh about me because I haven't seen the movie until the bitter end. They say that I've chicked out. That makes me so uncool!" He boomed angrily.

Zoey told Dustin to calm down.

Carly sighed. "Dustin! You are cool!" She smiled. "As long as you refrain from doing silly things. Will you ever learn! Someone as pretty and nice and smart as you does not, I repeat not need to squander his mental health on crappy horror movies!"

Dustin was a bit distracted. Did Carly just call him all nice, smart, pretty, and, especially, cool? He tried to calm down.

"And you don't need to lie unto your sister!" Carly insisted.

Dustin fainted.

Zoey told them that she had recently refused to come to Valerie's[[79]] beach party because she had lied to her in order to get attention.

Carly sobbed. "Sorry. See, I've been here for a few weeks, and what I miss most is my elder brother Spencer. Thus I understand that Dustin misses Zoey terribly."

Zoey's jaw dropped. Day by day, she was crossing Dustin's way. Alas, she might have neglected him.

Dustin stammered. Admitting to missing his elder sister would make him totally uncool.

"Spencer must love you very much!" Zoey supposed.

Carly nodded. "He's been the only one to care for me since dad went over the ocean, and mom ... I don't really want to talk about that!"

Dustin grumbled silently.

"If you promise unto Dustin to play with him more often, I'll bring him back to Freddie and Gibby who are missing him already." Carly offered. "It isn't nice that they have to invent white lies in order to distract your adviser."

Zoey nodded. "OK!" Then she cuddled the hell out of Dustin.

Moze and Addie had watched with awe. They sighed deeply.

Carly grabbed Dustin, and they stood up.

Dustin sighed. "Sorry for having been rude!"

Carly smiled. "That's OK. And you are the coolest guy in our class, honestly!" They waved at the three older girls and walked away.

"Thanks!" Dustin blushed slightly.

Chaunsee,[[80]] the butler of the Reese family, halted his craft in front of Maxell hall.

Michael and Chase sighed deeply when Logan walked out for the last time. They had been friends since middle school. On the other hand, they had suffered excruciating discomforts from his arrogance and somatic narcissism.

Zoey wondered whether she should pity the jerk, but she refrained from doing so. He was probably now going to just some other private school, she didn't really care.

Lola sighed. She had suffered a lot from Logan's hand, she would have loved to bite something off him. But with Logan gone, would Malcolm Reese still care about her? Well, at least, Ashley was going to have the very same problems.

Nicole wondered how Dean Rivers could be mean enough to expell a cute boy.

Alas, Dana grumbled. Her favourite bickering partner was gone. She didn't know as of yet, even less would she have admitted to it, but, ever thence, she was about going through quite some depression.

Amber Tate was really upset. She wasn't ready to unmask herself as Logan's step sister. But she was going to wreak some havoc, that much was sure! How could Dean Rivers take the only person away from here that she was looking up to?!

[[78] ]Addie's elder brother in Unfabulous

[[79] ]identified with a Valerie from iCarly Show : iWill Date Freddie

[[80] ]cf. Spring Break-Up