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"Zoey!" Dustin screamed when he entered Zoey's dorm. "I've almost beheaded Dean Rivers!"

"Dustin! How did you do that? Good boys don't decapitate their headmaster!" Zoey was downright upset.

Dustin hang his head in shame. "I've build a new model plane, but it didn't work. Quinn repaired it for me and ..."

"Typical Quinn!" Zoey boomed in dismay. "Fortunately she's now in a different room, or, some fine day, you might discover my head, severed and torn, when you come over..."

Dustin shuddered. "No , Zoey!" he wrapped his arms around her and sighed deeply. "Quinn made the thing fly again, but she made it impossible to navigate. As a result, the plane flew straight on, and Dean Rivers was in its way. Beverly made him duck in time, though."

Zoey sighed in relief. "Don't ever play with model planes again, will you?"

Dustin shrugged helplessly, He knew that he better obeyed to his smart elder sister, lest very bad things were going to happen.

"Good Dustin!" Zoey praised her little brother.

"But you won't guess whom I have seen on the campus!" Dustin beamed.

Zoey shrugged helplessly. "Whom?"

"Drake Parker[[11]]! He was accompanied by a girl that is just a bit older than me, and by some bigheaded dork." Dustin beamed.

"Oh my Gawd!" Zoey screamed, making the walls tremble.

Lola and Lisa Perkins bounded in.

"Hi girls, Drake is on the campus!" Zoey said a few words.

Lisa and Lola stormed out on the campus. They wanted to beat all the other girls to the great rock star. Unlike Zoey, they had not been at the PCA when Drake Parker had performed live at the PCA.[[12]]

Zoey slowly left the building. The message about Drake was spreading like wildfire, causing girls to panic. Drake was known as a reckless rake, and almost all of the girls wanted something from him.

Dustin followed Zoey out onto the campus.

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Girls entoured Drake and his companions in droves.

It was hard to get anywhere on the campus. Zoey and Dustin had to walk a detour - until they saw a lump of misery lying on the floor, right in front of their nose.

"Coco!" Zoey yelled when she saw her dorm advisor, lying on the barren soil and cringing in sorrow. Zoey sighed. "Dustin, we have to take care of her."

"Isn't it the dorm advisers' job to take care of us?" Dustin asked Zoey.

"It should be!" Zoey shrugged while she picked whimpering Coco from the ground. "And Coco should really take a shower!"

Dustin shrugged before he helped his sister carry the poor excuse of a dorm adviser.

"OK, Coco, what happened?" Zoey asked curiously.

Coco whimpered. "Carl! He has dumped me again!"

Carl had been Coco's fiance of a few years. He was also the coach of the PCA's softball team, a bunch of sad losers.

"He always dumps you after a few weeks." Zoey remarked.

"Via mobile phone!" Coco screamed. "He's the only guy that would dump a girl this way!" Coco weeped more and more.

Zoey shrugged. "I'll get her to my bathroom. Dustin, may you try to get some girls to help me?"

Dustin sighed in relief. He didn't want to shower that lump of desolation. Alas, his task wasn't easy, given that almost all girls were lusting for Drake and would be hard to convince.

"Would any girl be kind enough to help some hapless DA?" He screamed while he ran around.

"Me!" A man around fourty who had been standing near Drake offered his help.

"Walter!"[[13]] the girl next to Drake complained. "The dwarf said girl!" She slipped through the masses and ran over to Dustin. "Hello! My name is Megan!"[[14]]

Dustin smiled at the girl. "Hi! I'm Dustin. Are you related to Drake."

Megan nodded. "I wish I weren't. He's such a boob!"

"Boob?" Dustin shrugged while leading Megan to Zoey's hall.

"That's how I call useless boys, such as my brother Drake and my step-brother Josh. As opposed to cool boys like you." Megan smiled.

"Erm ... if you say so ..." Dustin stammered.

Megan and Dustin reached Zoey's hall.

"Good luk, Megan! Do you want to be a friend of mine?" Dustin asked timidly.

Megan nodded and smiled before she disappeared in order to help Coco.

Dustin watched the mass of girls swirrling around Drake, and he chuckled.

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After an hour, the ignoble mass of fangirls had dispersed. Granted, the megaphone of Dean Rivers and his menace to call for security had helped quite a bit.

Zoey and Megan returned with Coco from the showers.

"Hi Megan, that funny guy next to Drake, I think I have seen him in TV. Weather forecast ..." Dustin wondered.

Megan nodded. "That's my step-father Walter Nichols, the worst weather frog ever!"

"That's why my underwear never dries!" Coco complained. "When it says sunshine, I put my laundry on the veranda. But then it rains ..."

Megan agreed.

They finally reached the staff's dorm hall. Coco pointed to her veranda.

The socks and panties of Coco were still dripping.

Walter Nichols slipped underneath Coco's veranda and caught some drops with his tongue. "Yummy!" He rubbed his tummy.

"Your dad drinks laundry sewage?"[[15]] Zoey asked, filled with dismay and horror. "Egad! That is icky!"

Megan agreed wholeheartedly. "Walter is so gross... I wonder how mom can stand that! And he's my step-dad. I'm so embarassed, please don't make me closer related to him as I am. It's already emabarassing to be Drake's sister."

Dustin wondered why Megan was so embarassed. Drake was a famous rock star, shouldn't she be proud? On the other hand, Megan knew Drake a lot better, so she knew things about him ... Dustin was determined to stick up for his new friend rather than to some popular idol, whenever it came down to it.

"Hey! That man has got a good taste!" Coco objected.

Megan stared oddly at Coco.

"Do you want me to tell you what Coco usually likes to eat?" Dustin asked Megan. He whispered something into Megan's ear.

"Gross!" Megan shuddered with disgust. "What a beast!"

Dustin nodded.

Coco stepped up to Mr. Nichols. "Hey, Walter, do you want some of my cookie dough that has been in the trash bin?"

Walter didn't hesitate. "Sure!" Then he followed Coco into her apartment.

"Are you going to stay at this school?" Dustin asked Megan. "What about your boobs, as you call them?"

Zoey was upset because Dustin used those words when talking to Megan.

"It's OK, Zoey! Boobs is my nickname for useless boys, such as Drake and Josh." Megan chuckled.

Zoey rolled on the floor laughing.

"And yes, we are all going to live here!" Megan sighed. "My mom is tired from our constant bickering, so she sent us to a boarding school!" Megan shrugged.

"You will like it here!" Zoey told Megan. "Many nice girls and hot boys!"

Chase and Michael stepped up to Drake and Josh. They remembered Drake from his concert at the PCA.

"Hi ... Chase and Michael?" Drake remembered the boys. "This is my new manager, Josh Nichols, who happens to be my step-brother."

"Aw cool!" Michael screamed.

"We'll bring you to your dorm, just show us your accreditation." Chase offered kindly.

Logan had been following Chase and Michael. "Drake Parker? Do you know that my dad plans to put you into his next movie?"

Josh stammered. "Your dad is ... Malcolm Reese, the famous Hollywood producer?"[[16]]

Logan nodded. "And I'm the hottest guy in California!"

"No way! That would be me!" Drake protested vigorously. "Girls fall for me like flies!"

"Bleh!" Logan protested. "I'm the top girl magnet on here!"

"You have been, but these times are over!" Drake boomed.

Chase separated the boasting jerks. "May I suggest a bet ... he who makes out with more diffferent girls until the end of the year wins!"

"That's sick!" Michael objected. "But it's cool! I'll be your witness!"

Drake and Logan agreed on it, but what were the stakes?

"The loser has to run across the campus, dressed in a girl's gown only!" Chase suggested.

"That's OK!" Logan replied. "because ... I will win the bet, and Drake will ..."

"Deal!" Drake replied. "I'm looking forward to seeing Logan stalk the campus in a gown!"

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Walter and Coco had agreed on a dinner in Kazu's Japanese restaurant.

They have been talking about a lot of icky stuff that would have turned everybody's stomach inside out.

Coco started to sweat like the Niagara falls.

Walter stuck his finger at Coco's skin and licked her sweat. "Mmmmm ... yummy!" He swooned delightfully.

"Glad you like it!" Coco coughed. She had just told him about Carl. "And he gave me pretzels from the gas shop! And he always dumps me via cell!"

Walter shrugged. "Do you know that many people in my family sweat[[17]] like a skyburst? Must be because I'm a weather reporter ..."

Coco chuckled. But then she spotted Carl entering Sushi Rocks.

Carl was particularly infuriated because his softball team had just lost 666 times in a row. He grabbed Walter from behind. "Don't ever touch my Coco again! Don't even dare to speak to her!"

Walter didn't get the situation. He was too dumb.

Carl was about smashing Walter against the wall. But suddenly, he felt an excruciating pain in his toes, making him flounder and slip helplessly.

"Take this, you jerk!" Dana thundered [[18]]. She had been standing behind Carl. "Now I know why it is called softball, the coaches are even more mushy than soft ice!"

"Dana!" Coco screamed. "You're back?"

Dana grinned. "I'm the captain of Carl's team. But I'm switching to football. The coaches there are men, manly men, not puny wimps like Carl!"

Walter thanked Dana for saving him.

Coco decided to pay their bill and return to her apartment, along with Walter. She still had some brownie dough left in her fridge.

"Looks like mom finally gets rid of that dork!" Megan beamed brightly. She had been watching Walter and Coco from a table across the bar.

Zoey nodded in agreement. She hadn't yet noticed Dana.

Quinn entered the bar and went to Zoey. "Sorry if I'm late. Jerk Parker tried to make out with me, whence Nevel cursed him to rue the day, until dystopia. That kept us up."

Megan beamed brightly. "Whoever that Nevel is, I already like that guy. He sure is totally sweet! ... Oh, I'm Megan, the ... cough ... sister of Drake. It's embarassing."

Quinn understood that it should be embarassing to be related to such a jerk. "Nevel is my little half-brother."

Dana walked over to Zoey's table. "Hey, Miss Perfect! Hey Nerdface!" she grinned sadistically.

"Dana!" Quinn and Zoey boomed with dismay.

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[[11] ]from Drake & Josh

[[12] ]cf. Spring Fling

[[13] ]from Drake & Josh

[[14] ]from Drake & Josh

[[15] ]cf. Drake & Josh : Helicopter

[[16] ]cf. Spring Break-Up

[[17] ]cf. Josh in Drake & Josh : Blues Brothers

[[18] ]cf. School Dance where Dana stomped on Logan's feet, which he enjoyed.