"PCA General news. This is Jeremiah Trottman. Today, the Blix van is visiting our school. Many pupils try to beat the record for touching the Blix van. For details ... " Jeremiah coughed like an elephant ... "Co-moderator Lola Martinez."

Lola smiled. "Aw, hi! The pupil who achieves to leave one hand on the van for most time will win a flight for two to an event of his choice, in the new blix helicopter! Too bad I'd have no chance, as whenever a good-kissing guy walks past, I can't keep control of myself and just have to run over and ..." She played with her lips.

Jeremiah shook his head. Why can't Lola ever stick to her task as a co-moderator? "Oops, OK, the problem is that they have to let at least one hand on the van. In order to make things slightly easier, every sixth hour, there's a toilet break. Hank Crandle, the father of one of our students, has established a few monile toilets on the campus, so they don't have to run to the dorm halls and back."

James grinned when the name of one of his uncles was mentioned. "It's good to have a civil engineer in your family."

At the same time, Coco Wexler left one of the toilets. She looked like a lump of misery.

"Ma'am, this toilet is for the participants of the Blix Van Contest only!" Custodian Bandel told Coco.

"It'sa case of ... emergency!" Coco stammered.

The custodian opened the door to the empty toilet and noticed that it was all covered with vomit exhibiting the decaying remains of cheap canned ravioli. "This toilet is currently not operating ..."

Zoey came to stand exactly between James and Chase.

Nicole was the first dropout. She ran away when she saw a cute boy passing by. "OK, Lola, I'll let you know that I will never support Blix again ... my dad makes better softdrinks, anyways, and cute boys like them!"

Lola shrugged. "It seems that Dana is very happy because of what happened to Nicole ..."

Jenifer Mozely told Zoey to be careful. "You've got too many enviars here, they might easily try to lock you into a cabin or so during lunch break ..."

"Chase and James will take care of me!" Zoey replied.

Jenifer nodded. "They are gentlemen, so, yeah, I don't doubt that ..."

This is again Jeremiah Trottman ... the competition is still running. As we see, many of the competitors have already given up, but some particularly tough ones are still pressing at least one hand against the van.

Lola took over. "OK, there's oe of the dropouts ... Jeneifer Mosely, why have you given up?"

Jenifer shrugged. "I'm too thirsty ..." She sighed heartily. "I'd drink too much, and then I won't be likely to withstand my bladder's throng until the next break ..."

Lola understood. It hadn't been a really easy task. She waved at Moze. "Enjoy your Blix! Oh, hi Addie ... what made you give up?"

Addie Singer sighed. "I'm too hungry, and ..."

Lola chuckled. "OK, I know that story. Now it's noon break. The participants may eat or drink something, and, most importantly, they may use the toilets!"

Many of the pupils that had been brave enough to touch the van for six hours straight sighed with relief. They hoped that the ambulant toilets were functional and not overtly dirty, as might have been the case after Coco's abuse of one of those.

Ashley and Amber stood behind the toilets.

"Lola can be lucky that she's a moderator instead of a participant. Otherwise, as soon she uses one of those toilets ... " She produced a heavy portable lock and a key for it. Then she grinned like the spoilt brat that she was.

Amber chuckled. "Hey! May I borrow it?" She asked nicely, barely hiding the flaming mischief in her eyes.

"Whom do you want to lock in?" Ashley wondered.

"Simon Nelson Cook!" Amber admitted. "It's all his fault that Logan got expelled from the PCA."

"Why do you care so much about Logan?" Ashley asked.

"Because ..." Amber wasn't ready to reveal that Logan was one of her many step brothers.

Ashley shrugged and rendered the items unto Amber.

A few seconds later, Simon Nelson Cooke was locked into one of the crappers. "Let me out! I need to get back to the van!"

Amber grinned bestialically.

"I guess that's your work?" Dana Cruz asked Amber Tate before returning to the van.

Amber smiled innocently.

"Good job!" Dana highfived with Amber.

Amber nodded. "Alas, I've never quite understood the relationship between you and Logan ..."

Dana shrugged. "I don't understand it either, honestly ..."

"OK, now go back to your van and win for Logan!" Amber commanded Dana.

The winner was going to be awarded with a helicopter trip for two, and Dana wanted to go on it along with Logan, wherever he was.

Finally, Evelyn Kwong had heard Simon Nelson Cooke's cry. She yelled into Samantha Puckett's direction. "Hey! May you open a portable locker for me?"

Samantha had problems identifying the source of the yell, but she finally walked up to Evelyn who had already been waiting outside the cabin into which Simon Nelson Cooke had been locked in by Amber Tate. "Don't worry, now I'm here!" She took a piece of curved wire and introduced it into the slit of the lock. Two seconds later, the door to the cabin was flipped open.

Cookie left the toilet, sighing with relief. "Thanks, Samantha!"

Evelyn breathed deepley. Then she grabbed Cookie vigorously and yelled at him at the top of her lungs: "Kiss me, you dork!"

Cookie floundered, but he couldn't help being sucked in by Evelyn's strong lips.

"Icky!" Sam mumbled. If Simon Nelson Cooke was such a dork, why would Evelyn want to kiss him? Sam pondered, but maybe she had to give it a try. One day, when a certain dorkward was expecting it least, Sam was going to treat him the way Evelyn just had done to Cookie. Mercilessly!

"Twelve hours have been gone by ..." Jeremiah explained. "but still, some of the participants don't show any sign of fatigue. Yet the number of participants has been reduced severely."

Lola, whose infinite charm had not suffered the least bit, interviewd some of those who had given up in the afternoon. "OH, Michael, why have you given up?"

Michael sighed. "It's full moon tonight, and I have to join Olivary Biallo who is going to celebrate a full moon ceremony." He showed his clackers. "I need to accompanay him with those things." The clackers made a horrible noise.

"What do your roomies say to these clackers?" Lola wanted to know.

"James and Chase? They think more about Zoey than about my clackers, it seems ..." Michael shrugged.

Lola understood the situation.

Also, Lisa Perkins had just given up. "I've got a dinner appointment with Harper!" She said that in a way that must have hurt Michael. "We're going to Vaccaro's in order to celebrate Harper's birthday where a certain potato-crisp addict who is afraid of rollercoasters and can't reach his toes with hands while stretching his legs will not be invited."

Lola shrugged. "Thanks for the interesting informations!" Lola had no idea who that certain someone was, nor did she have any clue why it was worth mentioning that same person was not invited. But she walked on. "OK, there aren't many pupils left ... Chase Matthews, Zoey Brooks, James Garrett, Simon Nelson Cooke, Evelyn Kwong, Dana Cruz, and Stacey Dillsen." Lola moaned when she had finished that list.

"Oops, it seems that Evelyn Kwong and Simon Nelson Cooke have just been disqualified." Trottman announced.

"I couldn't stand Evelyn staring at me in such a penetrant manner anymore!" Cookie confessed into Lola's microphone.

"Hey! Come back and kiss me, you dork!" Evelyn yelled after Cookie.

"I understand ..." Lola shrugged. Dorks are poor kissers, why was Evelyn so manically obsessed with Simon Nelson Cooke? "Now it's just Stacey, James, Zoey, and Michael ... oh, and Dana!" Lola pondered. "We see that Fredward Benson is taking bets ... Hi Freddie! How are the stakes?"

Fredward shrugged. "See those bars and pies on the screen?"

Lola eyed the laptop, but she couldn't make any sense from the graphics. "Er ... what? Sorry, no pies, I need to remain slim for my next movie ..."

Freddie chuckled. "They are jumping up and down. They change every second ..."

"Thirdy bucks on Zoey Brooks!" Lola announced and rendered a few banknotes unto Fredward. "She's a safe bet!"

Freddie shrugged. The stakes for Zoey were now astronomically small.

Dustin, who had helped Freddie making the stakes, sighed. He wanted Zoey to win, just for the honour of the family.

"Just leave it up to me!" Megan whistled innocently when she unpacked a family sixpack of cotton swabs. She still whistled innocently when she passed by Stacey. "My ears are a bit waxy today ..." She mumbled silently, yet in a way that Stacey could understand.

"Nooooo!" Stacey screamed at the top of her lungs. "You can't use those pink swabs for that!" She forgot about the van and ran over, grabbing the whole pack of swabs from Megan's hands. Needless to say - Stacey was disqualified on site.

Megan highfived with Dustin.

Carly smiled as well. "It's only Zoey, Chase, Dana, and James left ..."

"Don't worry about James and Chase!" Megan told Carly and Dustin. "I've told unto both of them last night that Zoey would take them as a company for the helicopter trip, but they aren't allowed to talk about it."

Nevel shrugged. "I wonder whom she will choose for real ..." Suddenly his cellular phone rang. "Oh it's ..." He whistled innocently. "Logan!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. "Do you rue the day? Do you rue it!"

Dana heard Nevel's cry. How might he dare to ... she had to talk to Logan. She decided to sneak up to Nevel and grab his cellular phone. "Hi, Logan, what has that dwarf dork done to you?" Now she noticed that it hadn't been Logan at all. All that she could hear was Megan's sadistic chuckle. Too late, she had already left the van, for naught! She exploded with anger.

Dustin cheered enthusiastically.

Chase and James had been enduring so long. But their hands hurt, and thus they released their grip on the van. Each of the boys was secure in the knowledge that Zoey was going to take him on the helicopter trip.

Zoey grinned. "Thanks, guys! You are true gentlemen, both of you!"

Chase and James smiled joyfully, awaiting Zoey's announce.

"Congratulations, Zoey!" Lola hugged her. "So ... where are you going to with the heli, and who will be with you?"

Zoey sighed. "I'm going to Italy for the fashion fair of Milan!"

Now both Chase and James awaited being announced by Zoey as her company.

"Quinn told me that Nevel wants to be a haberdasher, so I've decided to take him along with me." Zoey beamed.

The surprise was big.

Nevel smiled.

Megan shook her head at James and Chase. "Those boobs have still got a lot to learn!"

Freddie took the microphone. "OK, as most people bet on Zoey, the award for them is ... 1 cent each! Too bad we don't have that many small coins, thus it will take a while until you get paid. Thanks for the patience."