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Who May Stop Chuck Javers?

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Zoey had been selected into the PCA Wrestling team. Alas, she wasn't happy. She hadn't had a single wrestling match, but she was bound to meeting her doom.

The name of doom was Chuck Javers. He was not heavier than Zoey, but he was taller and full of muscles.

"Here are the videos from last year's tournament!" Quinn announced. "There he is, Chuck Javers ... the untamable wild beast!"

"Oh My God!" Zoey's breath froze. "That's not a boy, that's a monster. How may I stand a chance against that Kongzilla?"

They watched how Javers had hit the cam that recorded the wrestling match.

"What happened to the tech guy?" Zoey wondered.

"I guess he's still in hospital." Quinn shrugged. "OK, Zoey, the most important thing: Girls are more agile. You need to study his weaknesses and ..."

Zoey glared at Quinn in a way that did not express pure pleasure.

Lola swooned. "What a guy! I mean, nowhere near like Drake, but a really manly man. I guess he's an OK kisser at least."

"He's totally cute!" Nicole remarked. "May I marry him? Tell me that he is downright cute!"

Zoey shook her head. "If you marry him, you will wake up every morning with everything bruised and broken. That I may guarantee unto you!"

"Ouch!" Nicole shut up.

"But he needs a hair fix!" Lola announced. "Oh, did I lready tell you that I'll be the co-molester of the wrestling finals, here at the PCA?"

Zoey's ears hurt.

Megan Parker entered the room. "OK, I've read the rules. If a wrestler is injured ... he may be substituted by a team mate. So ... feign an injury, and then it's Scotty's task to finish what you've started."

Zoey scratched her head. "Hey, maybe that is what the coach is up to. Make me fight a few turns, feign an injury. Scotty will be all fresh against Javers."

"Cool!" Michael squealed.

"No way!" Zoey boomed. "I will face my destiny, no matter what. I'm not a coward!"

Megan applauded for Zoey.

Dustin wasn't that enthusiastic. He grabbed Zoey, clinging tightly to her. "No, you can't do that. The beast willl kill you!" Dustin started weeping.

Megan shrugged.

Chase wondered how the coach may be sure that Zoey will even get that far, against all those bully jocks.

Zoey stared oddly at Chase.

"That's easy!" Megan whistled innocently.

"You're up to some prank, aren't you?" Zoey asked Megan.

"This won't be necessary!" Megan chuckled. "Most wrestling oxen are incredible jerks. They will refuse fighting against a girl. If they win, they will be branded as bad guys. If they lose, they'll be branded weaklings. Ask Logan whether he wants to wrestle against you ..."

"You're right ..." Zoey sighed. "It sucks not being taken serious! And the coach is the worst of all. He believes that aliens prevent the moon from dropping down to the earth!"

"That beats Drake!" Megan laughed hysterically.

Logan bounded in, followed by Duke Blatzberg[[37]]. "A new message from Chuck Javers!"

"What message?" Chase looked puzzled.

"Chavers challenges the whole PCA wrestling team. He claims that he may knowck out the whole team within the duration of a standard wrestling match, one by one!" Logan explained.

Dustin was still afraid. "Zoey, you can't, If you die, who will wipe my bed every other hour when I'm sick and have to vomit?"

Zoey sighed. "Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do. If Javers kills me, tell mom and dad that I've loved them."

Dustin weeped bitterly.

"Chase will take care of you, promised!" Zoey told Dustin, making him sigh in relief when she kissed him on the top of his head.

Chase wasn't glad about Zoey's promise.

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"PCA Sports Channel. This is Jeremiah Trottman. Today, we are witnesses of one of the greatest challenges in the history of wrestling: Chuck Javers, undefeated wrestling champion, has announced to take on the whole wrestling team of the PCA within the duration of a single standard wrestling match! This amounts to six minutes." Jeremiah breathed deeply. "Color commentator is once more Lola Martinez!" He coughed and choked.

"Hi, I'm Lola, as you should know by now ..." Lola smiled sweetly. "Here I am with our wrestling coach. Sir, what do you think? Will Javers stand a chance against our team?"

The coach shook his head. "Erm? Over all the mountains, up to the moon!"

Lola shrugged. Did that make sense? Well, already Zoey had said that the coach was gaga. She was obviously right.

"OK, this is Chuck Javers. Lola, the stats!" Trottman yelled.

"What a manly man!" Lola squealed. "But his hair sucks!"

"I'll jump from the Golden Bay Bridge!" Trottman swore.

Nicole saw Chuck. "Wow! You're cute! May I feel your manly muscles, please?" Nicole begged like a wounded puppy.

"Get out of my way, you silly bimbo!" Javers thundered. He grabbed Nicole's collar and flang her 10 yards back.

Nicole screamed in agony.

"Don't treat Nicole like this!" Chase protested.

Javers took Chase's bottle of blix, emptied it in one swipe, and flang the bottle against Chase's nose, making it bleed.

Chase whimpered painfully.

"Who is Chuck's first opponent?" Trottman asked.

Lola announced: "According to my list, it's Zoey Brooks!"

Zoey entered the ring. Dustin had tried to stop her until the very last moment. But deep inside he was very proud of his sister.

Megan took her oboe and made Juanita sing along.

Torador en garde! Toréador! Toréador![[38]]

"So you don't refuse to fight girls? Most of your cowardly colleagues would do so." Zoey asked her ferocious opponent.

"No, I'm going to hurt you all the same way!" Javers promised.

"That's very progressive!" Zoey smiled sarcastically.

The umpire blew the whistle, starting the mortal combat.

Zoey didn't get far.

After less than a second, Javers grabbed her waist and slammed her head over heels into the floor.

Stacey Dillsen beamed brightly. "What a hot guy! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Maybe, some day I will be Mrs. Stacey Javers!"

Stacey's skreechy lisp was too much for Chuck to tolerate. He yelled at Stacey: "Shut up, you scum!" Then he punched Stacey's cotton swab model of the PCA arena, making it burst into smithereens.

Stacey whimpered painfully. Her scream went trembling through the arena, causing several microphones to screw up.

Dustin didn't notice what Javers had done to Stacey. He just cared about his sister. "Zoey, are you alive? Zoey! Zoey!"

Alas, Zoey wasn't able to talk. She had passed out when her head hit the ground.

Dr. Birnbaum[[39]] , the new medic of the PCA, entered the ring and ordered Zoey to be taken away to the nurse's station.

Lola was shocked. "How could he do that to Zoey?"

Trottman shrugged. "Five seconds have passed. The next opponent for Javers is Scotty! This is the regular PCA wrestler of Chuck's class."

Lola told even more nonsense.

Scotty could hold on for a bit longer, but after a total of 25 seconds, he broke down, too.

Javers yelled insanely, just like a true kongzilla. Then he insulted the PCA again.

"So who's the next to dare to challenge the invincible champion?" Jeremiah Trottman asked.

According to Lola's list, it was Logan Reese.

"How can you do that?" Logan asked. "Now I'll show you who's the biggest jock in California! Watch and learn!" He chuckled. "Although, I doubt that you will be able to watch anything anymore when I'm done with you!" Logan grinned hysterically.

For naught, as Chuck grabbed Logan, slapped him brutally all over the body, and slammed him thrice to the ground, breaking several ribs.

Once again, Dr. Birnbaum had to call the carrier boys.

"If only we had Vince Blake," Jeremiah Trottman moaned.

Ashley Blake appeared. "My brother would have flattened Chuck in no time, beyond any doubt! But some unfaithful lass had to backstab him without a trace of remorse!" She eyed Lola angrily. "I swear that she'll be so sorry for that!"

"It wasn't my fault!" Lola swore.

"Oh sure! Too bad nobody will believe you!" Ashley slapped Lola.

"Keep it elsewhere!" Jeremiah begged Lola and Ashley who had started their own, private wrestling match. Alas, his words fell like feathers.

Duke Blatzberg was the next insaner who tried to defend the honour of the PCA. "My socks stink worse than yours!" He boasted when he faced Chuck Javers. "Do you want to sniff at them? Lick them?" Blatzberg chuckled merrily.

"You may lick your stinky guts after I've spread them across the floor!" Chuck yelled at Blatzberg.

Duke sweated more than a pack of hogs. Alas, this was in vain, for - after all - he was downright unable to stop the wrestling legend.

Aftyer a few seconds, Blatzberg was yet another safe case for Dr. Birnbaum's collection. Chuck Javers had grabbed him and squished like a ripe tomato.

Twenty seconds to go. Chuck Javers yelled: "PCA, I'm going to break you into pieces! Nonbody daring to stop me?" He looked around. The faces of the audience were all scared. Many could not help looking for a safe subterfuge, their urge to leave the dangerous arena grew form second to second. "OK, I'll beat three of you worthless scums at the same time. You have already said your last prayers, haven't you?"

Only two PCA pupils still dared to oppose Chuck Javers.

"Let's look whom we've got ..." Jeremiah Trottman wondered. He had to do all the moderation because Lola got kicked out by security when she refused to stop wrestling with Ashley. "Dana Cruz, who has already saved the PCA Football Squad ... will she also save the wrestling team?" He breathed deeply. "And then we have Body Slam Bubba ... is that even a name?"

Dana and Body Slam Bubba[[40]] entered the ring.

"Nobody but me is allowed to break Logan's bones!" Dana screamed at Chuck.

Javers insulted both Dana and Bubba.

Then the last seconds came along. For one moment, Javers seemed distracted. Bodyslam Bubba actually achieved slamming him across the ring, right into Dana's strong arms. Like a trebuchet, Dana flung Javers out of the ring. The legend was defeated. Dana highfived Body SlamBubba. But what had distracted the champion?

"Hi sis!" a guy with a rubber tape [[41]] smiled at Dana who glared back at her little brother. "Thanks, Diego!" She whispered, unnoticed by anyone.

Chuck was nursed by his sister Stephanie[[42]], who happened to be the ex-girlfriend of Jake Crandle, and by his girlfriend Trisha Kirby.[[43]]

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Dustin didn't budge from Zoey's side until she woke up in the nurse's station.

"Where am I? Have I won?" Zoey wondered. her thoughts were still confused.

Dustin shook his head. "You have to be lucky to have survived. However, Dana and some Bodyslam Bubba had finally stopped Javers." He kissed Zoey on the forehead. "I'm proud of you!"

Zoey smiled at her little brother. "Thanks, Dustin!" Then she saw Logan's wretched body. "Oh, has he fought for my honour?" She chuckled.

Logan grinned.

Dustin shook his head. "He just wanted to prove that he's the biggest jock. He couldn't leave that title to Javers."

Zoey nodded. "I've thought so."

Lola and Ashley entered the station, bandaged all over.

They faced Javers?"Zoey wondered."

Dustin shook his head. "They have just faced each other. That's worse."

Zoey had to puke when Dustin told her that Trisha was Chuck's girlfriend.

Dana entered the nurse's station and stepped up to Logan. "Don't think that I like you, just because I've told Javers to keep his fingers off you!"

"Aww Dana!" Logan whimpered in pain.

"When you're healthy again, we'll fight it out!" Dana boomed.

Logan smiled sweetly, his aching bones notwithstanding.

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[[37] ]identified with Duke from iCarly Show

[[38] ]from Carmen by Georges Bizet. Bull fighter on guard! Bull fighter! Bull fighter!

[[39] ]from Drake & Josh : Helen's Surgery , unportrayed

[[40] ]from Unfabulous

[[41] ]taken from Drake & Josh : Megan's First Kiss

[[42] ]from iCarly Show : iLike Jake

[[43] ]from Bad Girl