My Dad's Name Is Random

Uh... — Chapter 1

A fanfiction about random,mental,issues,crazy,uh... in Misc » You do NOT want to know...

"WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THAN YOU CAN LEAVE!"

"WELL, MAYBE I WILL!!!!! You know, this wouldn't have been such a problem if YOU just kept your mouth shut. So, SHUT UP you, you....."

"You WHAT?!"

"YOU FLOOPER!"

"GASP! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!"

"NO!!!"

"YOU FALECASTEROFILIFUNGUS! YOU FLARPY!!!!"

"WELL. If that's the way you feel about it. I'll leave."

"FINE! AND THIS CAPS LOCK IS GOING TO STAY ON! I LOVE CAPS LOCK. NOT YOU! THAT'S WHY I KEEP IT ON."

"And it's also the reason were fighting. Just TURN off the caps lock, cat person!!"

"NO FISH HEAD BOBBY. I WON'T. CAUSE CAPS LOCK CARES ABOUT ME. AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE? WHAT DO YOU HAVE?"

"I have... fins."

"I'M SORRY. WE WILL NOT TALK AGAIN."

"You just talked."

"NO I MEAN TO EACH OTHER."

"You just did."

"NO!!!"

"UH, HUH."

5 YEARS LATER!

"Uh huh."

"NUH UH!!!"

Thanx!