Though I believe normality is severely overrated, I am, unfortuantely, a typical teenage girl: I'm hyper and clingy and bossy and I eat abnormal quantities of food without ever worrying about getting fat.

I talk to strangers. I hug everyone. (What bettwer way to make friends?) I say "bless you" when someone sneezes. I wear mismatched socks.

I am working hard to become an actress on Broadway. I plan on moving to Japan. I worked on President Obama's campaign. I enjoy educating the ignorant.

I tell the truth.

I love myself.

More importantly, I love you.