Hi!Oiga!Bonjour!Ni hao!Hola!Buenos Dies!Kumasta Ka!Ciao!Hujambo!Oi!Salut!Sa wus dee!Hej!(Hi in all the languages i know to say it in).My name is Lauren Marie,but i go by Elle because L spelt Ell and E from my last name gives you Elle. By the way that picture is me! a recent one at that from just the other day, me and my friend decided to go crazy and well the results; tying our ties around our heaeds. and i know i'm not overly pretty ok but i really dont give two shits!(excuse my language)Ok so im 14 and i'm going to be 15 in december! I live in London, one of the fashion capitals of the world, apart from the rainy weather we sometimes get i like it here. The attractions are really good and so are shopping centers my personal favourite is Oxford Street. I'm the eldest of 3 kids my mum and dad had. my brother matthew is second at the age of 11 then my sister amber at the age of 7. Oooh and interesting piece of information. My birthday is December 11th then my brother is October 11th and my sister is September 11th. Lol that's a bit scary... Ok so i absolutley hate math with a strong passion, i love English, writing stories and fan fictions, and Science, wicked experiments. I'm crossed between a Girl and a tom boy. See i love wearing Dresses and skirts, wearing make up and sleepovers, discussing hot celebs (that has to include Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz.). But im very athletic i love to run, and play football. I'm Unique! Which is atually more true than you think i have Scoliosis. Which is when youre spine isnt straight but actually curved, and i have that my curve is 58 degrees and growing and im probably going to have surgery. Now i told you that if you dont like me for it for not being "normal" you can get the hell of my page and out of my life. Also i'm not trying to earn sympathy points so dont act sorry for me because i love having it, so cut the crap if you're thinking that poor girl. If you arent doing that and actually still like me or like me more for it, well you're my new friend! I LOVE: Reading, writing, english, science, shopping, make up, phone, laptop, clothes, singing, dancing, running, swimming, netball, football, reading fanfictions, twilight (All about Jasper!), gallagher girls(Zammie!), true blood, scarpetta, drawing, being random, and crazy, hang out with my mates, plot against idiotic boys (pranks), i love sleepovers, Justin Bieber (ok i dont like him, just his music!), jingle bell ball (going this year), my birthday, christmas, love, my life, being me, smart funny cute hot random boys, cupcakes, baking, baby blue, music, white, pink, green,brown and quite alot more. I HATE: Spiders, snakes, creepy crawlies, maths, perverted boys, rain, no fun, the monthly gift (you girls know what i mean some boys probably know), needles, pain, loss, death, chores and MATH! My Gurls...ok so here they are Izzy, Madi (Madison), Evie, Samantha, Zoe, Mia, Allie, Tegan, Demi, Brooklyn, Leah, and Sophia. My Guys are... Ethan, Aidan, Ryan, Joshua, Riley, John, Nick, Zach, Tyler, Luke, Andy and Brandon (my now long term boyfriend of 7 months!) Im described as a energetic, bubbly, hyper, sometimes quite, loving, caring, sweet, beautiful (which im so not) girl. Now im just going to throw in some stuff about me and loads of crazy stuff! XD My Favourite hot Guys fictional and real (no order!) (guys!) Jasper Whitlock- twilight Emmett McCarthy- twilight Zach Goode- Gallagher Girls Grant Newman- Gallagher Girls Jonas Anderson- Gallagher Girls Joe Solomon- Jeez Gallagher Girls! Carlisle Cullen- twilight Edward Masen- twilight Michael Moscovitz- princess diaries Brandon- my boyfriend Kellan Lutz Taylor Lautner Jackson Rathbone Xavier Samuel Riley biers- twilight Jacob Black- twilight Boo Boo Stewart Seth Clearwater- twilight Probably all my guy mates Send me your hot guys and i'll add them if i agreee Favourite Girls fictional and real (no order) Cammie Morgan- gallagher girls Bex- gallagher girls Liz Sutton- gallagher girls Macey McHenry- gallagher girls Mia- princess diaries Bella Swan- twilight Angela Weber- twilight Alice Cullen- twilight Esme Cullen- twilight Rosalie Hale- twilight All my girl friends my mum ( i kno) my aunts my sister Ashley Greene Vanessa Hudgens Carrie (singer) Sugababes Saturdays Send me some of yours and ill add if i agree How stupid people think we are: On a sears hairdryer "Do not use while sleeping" (What! thats the only time i have to dry my hair) On a bag of Frittos "You could be a winner! No purchase necassary. Details inside (the shoplifter kind!) On a bar of Dove soap "Directions: use like regualr soap" (And that is how?) On some Swann frozen dinners "seving suggestion:Defrost" (but it's just a suggestion) On a hotel provided shower cap in a box "Fits one head" (a big one or small one?) On tesco's tiramassu dessert "Do not turn upside down" (too late! you loose!) On marks and spencers bread pudding "product will be hot after heating" (are you sure? lets experiment!) On packaging for a Rowetta Iron "Do not iron clothes on body" (But why! it'd save me time!) (Whose body?) On Boots Children Cough medicine "Do not drive car or operate machinery" (we could do alot to reduce the rate of construction if we just kept those 5 year olds of the fork lifts) On nytol sleep aid "Warning: May cause drowsiness" ( no shit sherlock) On a Korean kitchen knife "Warning keep out of children" ( but not pets! whats for dinner?) On a string of chinese christmas lights "For indoor and outdoor use only" ( as opposed to using in outer space) On a japanese food processor "not to be used for the other use" (ooh you got me curious) On sainsburys peanuts "Warning:contains nuts" (but no peas?) On an american airplanes bag of nuts "instructions: open bag eat nuts" (really? i never knew thank you for enlightening me) On a swedish Chainsaw "do not try to stop machine with hands or genitials" (what is this? a home castration kit?) On a childs superman question "wearing this garment does not enable you to fly" (that's right! destroy a childs universal fantasy!) A label on a baby stroller "Remove baby before folding" (Ah man you mean i gotta carry it?) A popular scooter for children "Warning: this product moves when used" (Really i would never have guessed it!) A dishwasher warns "Warning do not allow children to play in the dishwasher (ah man that was my favourite hiding place!) DONT BELIEVE STEREOTYPES I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together ONE FOR THE GIRLS! Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father." 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" 7 reasons Not to Mess with small children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Funny Stuff: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother f upside the head Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. Music is love in search of word. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' My favorite word is sarcasm. Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips. My heart is not a playground Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice. "It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it. "Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life. "Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it? "Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Anime-Kunoichi, YuYuInufreak332, Mistress Persephone, HaLoCo, Mrs Cullen for Life, Mimi-Love-4Ever. Prettyinpink4life YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM FANFICTION.NET! SAME USERNAME