I love fanfiction,Sweeney Todd,Johnny Depp,Helena Bonham Carter,Tim Burton,Johnny Depp,Alice in Wonderland,Mad hatter,and have I mentioned Johnny Depp. You know your obsessed with Johnny Depp when...? 1 - You wear your POTC t-shirt to school or in public 2 - When you spend your day at school writing Sweeney Todd lyrics in your notebook 3 - When the most random things remind you of Jack Sparrow 4 - You spend way too much time watching Johnny interviews on Youtube 5 - When you watch Edward Scissor Hands every single time its played on tv even though you have it on DVD and watch it all the time anyway 6 - You know the entire lyrics for Sweeney Todd 7 - When you only listen to your Sweeney Todd soundtrack over and over 8 - When you have contemplated kidnap just so you can spend your day staring at him. 9 - When you own all of his movie and definatly 21 Jump Street. 10 - When you're friends getting annoyed everytime you're talking about Johnny. 11 - When you start screaming in the middle of the station or on school when you see Johnny Depp posters. 12 - When you can relate anything in a conversation to Johnny Depp or a movie that he's been in. 13 - You think his singing voice is sexy 14 - When you have Sweeney Todd songs stuck in your head all day 15 - When your major goal in life is to meet Johnny. 16 - When you think Johnny could have played every role ever made better than the actual actor. 17 - You start singing 'its priest' everytime someone says 'what is that?' 18 - you're gonna name your kids Jack and Lily Rose 19 - you can quote dialogue word for word from various films 20 - you fast forward to the scenes Johnny is in 21 - you stare at his picture on your wall for more than five minutes without realising it. 22 - when you start liking Winona and Kate once they're not with Johnny anymore and still hate Vanessa and always will, should a bus knock her down is when you'll reconsider it. 23 - When you hear 'Johnny', you immediately think of Johnny Depp. 24 - when you really wanna get a sparrow tattoo 25 - when you hate Elizabeth Swann for killing him in POTC 26 - when you hate Keira Knightly for kissing him 27 - when you think Keira should have been with Orlando in POTC just so she wouldn't go near Johnny - whether they were good together or not 28 - When you recommend Sweeney Todd to every single person you know! 29 - you decide it's impossible for him to be a mere human being so you deem him King or a God of some kind 30 - you plot the most bloody and violent deaths of anyone who says one word against him 31 - you force your friends into thinking he's hot or you will actually disown them. 32 - other fellow crazy fangirls are probably scared off by how obsessed you are 33 - you know you're obsessed when you wish you could populate the whole world with Johnny clones! Screw diversity 34 - When you sit down to watch one of his movies, and end up watching 5.