kattyb. a.k.a. DetectiveMenace

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Has written stories in the categories:
  • Misc » Original, Period piece
  • Books » Pride and Prejudice, Lists
  • Misc » Avenged Sevenfold, Drama
  • TV Shows » Doctor Who

bonjour, i'm hannah here, and you have obviously arrived at my magical fictionesque page *skips around you in merry circles and chucks flower petals at you*. read the stories (if you want), review the stories (if you love me), and always be kind and rewind your VHS tapes (if you are still primitive enough to own any, like moi).

information pertaining to the stories on here: i write, therefore i am. and by that, i mean i write, therefore i am a...'writer'. anyway, i don't update very often, due to my unfortunate illness called "IDFLDIRNBIAAP" ("i don't feel like doing it right now because i am a procrastinator"). buuut, if you like one of my stories enough to want me to update it, i will do it much faster if it gets reviews *wink wink*. thank you for those who have, you make me feel special!

information pertaining to...me: i'm hannah, as i have already mentioned waaay up there. i tend to rant on and on about nothing, as you prolly have most liked ascertained by this point. i enjoy using big words. they make me feel special. even though i'm not. i'm a fourteen-year-old cacausian (oh screw it, i'm white) chick who lives in a boring beach town in north carolina and has a cockney soul. i'm pretty insecure, but one thing i do actually like about myself is that i have a fantastic imagination (sorry if i'm bragging there). and i have really translucent skin that never really gets oily or dry. HA. sorry. i love music and writing and reading and the mighty boosh and DOCTOR WHO and pants that have zippers on the ankles. one of these days i'm gunna meet avenged sevenfold and prolly get their autographs...on a restraining order... here's the playlist for my fan-series of Doctor Who:

Doctor Who Theme Tune - Murray Gold

The Doctor's Theme - Murray Gold

Uprising - Muse

All the Strange, Strange Creatures - Murray Gold

Sing for Absolution - Muse

The Daleks - Murray Gold

Your Star - Evanescence

The Doctor Forever - Murray Gold

Yesterday - The Beatles

Eleanor Put Your Boots On - Franz Ferdinand

The Futurekind - Murray Gold

Exogenesis Symphony Part I: Overture - Muse

Exogenesis Symphony Part II: Cross-Pollination - Muse

Exogenesis Symphony Part III: Redemption - Muse

I'll Make a Man Out of You - Mulan Soundtrack

Warmness on the Soul - Avenged Sevenfold

This is Gallifrey, Our Childhood, Our Home - Murray Gold

Infinite Horizons - God is an Astronaut

Goshen's Remains - Pure Reson Revolution

Cherry Bomb - The Runaways

Lost! - Coldplay

Happy Christmas (War is Over) - John Lennon

I Need Some Sleep - Eels

You're So True - Joseph Arthur

Unintended - Muse.


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Fics by DetectiveMenace

  1. 1.
    Aquarius

    After an awful near-death experience, Lydia Cooper finds herself enchanted by the mysterious ocean depths; and the strange angel she finds within. She finds herself torn between her life, and her strange savior; whom might not even exsist.

    By:
    DetectiveMenace
    Started:
    06/20/20
    Last modified:
    Mar 04
    Rating:
    K+
    Written in:
    English
    Completed:
    No
    Reviews:
    8
    Category:
    Misc » Original, Period piece
    Contains:
    Original Character
    Genre:
    Fantasy
  2. 2.
    Forty Ways to Antagonize the Infamous Mr. Darcy

    40 ways (plus any suggestions you can throw at me) to harrass, annoy, and otherwise just plain creep out Mr. Darcy from Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Based on the 2005 movie adaption. Slight inferred sexual humor.

    By:
    DetectiveMenace
    Started:
    06/18/18
    Last modified:
    07/14/14
    Rating:
    K+
    Written in:
    English
    Completed:
    Yes
    Reviews:
    3
    Category:
    Books » Pride and Prejudice, Lists
    Contains:
    Out of Character
    Genre:
    Parody
  3. 3.
    Jeune Amour

    Young love, with a sprig of French. Magic, with a sprig of music. A7X guys as teens, basically. MAINLY Syn :).

    Is a drama-warning really required?

    By:
    DetectiveMenace
    Started:
    11/18/18
    Last modified:
    11/18/18
    Rating:
    T
    Written in:
    English
    Completed:
    No
    Reviews:
    1
    Category:
    Misc » Avenged Sevenfold, Drama
    Genre:
    Drama
  4. 4.
    The Doctor Who Fan-Season

    My own little fan-season of the BBC show Doctor Who, taking place some time after "The End of Time," yet starring the tenth regeneration of the Doctor (and an original companion!).

    By:
    DetectiveMenace
    Started:
    11/18/18
    Last modified:
    Jan 22
    Rating:
    K+
    Written in:
    English
    Completed:
    No
    Reviews:
    2
    Category:
    TV Shows » Doctor Who
    Contains:
    Original Character
    Genre:
    Adventure

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