Hiya! My Name Is Valeria, I'm 12 Years Old, I'm In Year 8 And I Live In Newcastle Upon Tyne! (I know what you're thinking - that's shit. And my answer to that would be - yes, it IS shit.)

(Quotes)
Speak when you are angry- and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret (Laurence J. Peter)
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear- not absence of fear (Mark Twain)
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt (George Sewell)
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not (Andre Gide)
Generosity is giving more than you can and pride is taking less than you need (Khahlil Gibran)
Did you know that 41.9 of children younger than 1 year are subjected to abuse?
If you care about child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad

What else could make

My Daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my Mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I cannot do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my Mommy does come

I'll try to be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

My Daddy is back

From Charlie's Bars.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to brawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my Daddy continues

With more words spoken.

"I'm sorry, I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

Tonight my Daddy

Murdered me

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will pick you up when your fall
BEST FRIENDS: Will push you back down and laugh
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!
How random is this??
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
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If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
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x I totally fill most of the criteria on that, except I am one of the preppy people. OMG i just like totally chipped my manicure! lolx
now if you wanna stop stuff like this happening, like most people with hearts will, please repost the messages below:
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were on a camping trip.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars." Dr Watson replied.
"What does that tell you?" Sherlock asked.
Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3am. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day with plenty of sunshine tomorrow."
"Watson, you idiot, someone's stolen our bloody tent!"
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