Hi, I'm a novelist from the turn of the 19th century! Who believes that? Yea, not even I do. I love to write, but my best stories tend to be fanfictions, whether I like it or not. A word of truth: The obvious is always unobvious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Boy, shut up now, OR I'LL PUNCH YOU ~That is THE best poem i EVER wrote! RANDOM QUOTES {School} "A diva is a female version of a hustler"--Lucas "WTF?"--me "Ima ima a diva!"--Lucas "Fantstic, lucas."--me "Did you get the joke?"--Lucas "Hahaha, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!"--Ryan "Did you, DID YOU?!"--Lucas "I wish I hadn't. I really wish I hadn't."--me "THEY CAN MAKE BIODEGRADABLE PLASTIC OUT OF CORN NOW!"--Connor "Anyone else want to add anything before we leave?"--Our english teacher "I threw corn at an electric fence but it didn't pop."--Michael "I'm surrounded by idiots."--me "No you aren't!"--Alley (bff) "You just proved my point."--me {At the Movies} "I've been in Lucas' head waaaaay to long."--me watching "New Moon" "Why do you say that?"--Hayley (bff) "I just got that."--me "Don't leave me with popcorn I--"--me *spazzes and drops popcorn* (New Moon) "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"--Kaths (bff) "I'll do that..."--me "PULL UP THE DA*N PANTS!"--me (new moon) "They're wolves."--Kaths "Yes, that aren't wearing pants!"--me "Alice should give them her belt."--Alley "I feel like our principal, PULL UP YOU PANTS!"--me "You know the first scene?"--Kaths "Yeah?"--me+Alley "Kristen Stewart needs to learn how to button buttons."--Kaths "NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE GOOD WITH CLOTHES. Who the h*ll is THAT?!"--me "Jane."--Kaths "Who the f*ck let Dakota Fanning do her own make-up?!"--me {Mall} "Does that include tax?"--Kitty (bff) "THERE IS NO TAX!"--me+kaths {My Place} "NEVER poop in your diaper AGAIN, LEO!"--me after changin 3y/o bros diaper as we babysat "Yeah, we ran out of surgical gloves."--Alley "And gas-masks..."--Kaths "I broke"--kaths playin drums on guitar hero 5 "AND I CAN'T SAVE YOU, KATHS! I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING HERE!"--me waiting for bass notes "I'LL SAVE YOU!"--Alley "HAHAHAHA"--me "i died."--Alley We're an interestin bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)